BEYONCE ASCENDS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAGE WEARING A DRESS MADE OF SOLID GOLD SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER
BALD EAGLES FLY ACROSS THE ARENA IN PERFECT UNISON EACH CARRYING A SPARKLER
KANYE WEST SAYS “HEEEHHHHHHH!!” AS HE LIGHTS THE OLYMPIC TORCH
ABRAHAM LINCOLN RISES FROM THE DEAD FOR A MOMENT TO GIVE A THUMBS UP
The Doctor as he appears in Marvel comics.
SINCE WHEN WAS-
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD