Look, it’s Pocket John!
Dying. Need more.
IMAGINE THE OLYMPICS IN AMERICA
BEYONCE ASCENDS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAGE WEARING A DRESS MADE OF SOLID GOLD SINGING THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER
BALD EAGLES FLY ACROSS THE ARENA IN PERFECT UNISON EACH CARRYING A SPARKLER
KANYE WEST SAYS “HEEEHHHHHHH!!” AS HE LIGHTS THE OLYMPIC TORCH
ABRAHAM LINCOLN RISES FROM THE DEAD FOR A MOMENT TO GIVE A THUMBS UP